This is a story by Heidi Salmonson's son, Danny Walker. I often see him at the MUM Library happily typing away. This is something he wrote on January 14th, 2012. I think this is a lot of fun. Danny has a way with words:
There once lived a 30 year old Young man named Danny wilson walker
junior. And Then he disguised himself as Tom
cruise. And Then he Torn away The latex rubber mask of Tom cruise away
from his face, And Then he had disguised
himself as Val Kilmer. And Then he Torn away The latex rubber mask of
Val kilmer away from his face, And Then he
disguised himself as John cusack. And Then he Torn away The latex
rubber mask of John cusack away from his face,
And Then he disguised himself as charlie sheen. And Then he Torn away
The latex rubber mask of charlie sheen away
from his face, And Then he disguised himself as John Travolta. And
Then he Torn away The latex rubber mask of John
Travolta away from his face, And Then he disguised himself as Leonardo
Dicaprio. And Then he Torn away The latex
rubber mask of Leonardo dicaprio away from his face, And Then he
disguised himself as christopher reeve. And Then
he Torn away The latex rubber mask of christopher reeve away from his
face, And Then he disguised himself as Keanu
reeves. And Then he Torn away The latex rubber mask of Keanu reeves
away from his face, And Then he disguised
himself as Alan cummings. And Then he Torn away The latex rubber mask
of alan cummings away from his face, And
Then he disguised himself as hugh jackman. And Then he Torn away The
latex rubber mask of hugh jackman away from
his face, And Then he disguised himself as Tobey Maguire. And Then he
Torn away The latex rubber mask of Tobey
Maguire away from his face, And Then he disguised himself as Brad
Pitt. And Then he Torn away The latex rubber
mask of Brad pitt away from his face, And Then he disguised himself as
Owen wilson. And Then he Torn away The
latex rubber mask of Owen wilson away from his face, And Then he
disguised himself as Nicholas cage. And Then he
Torn away The latex rubber mask of Nicholas cage away from his face,
And Then he disguised himself as Robert de
niro. And Then he Torn away The latex rubber mask of robert de niro
away from his face, And Then he disguised only
himself as Al Pacino. And Then he Torn away The latex rubber mask of
Al Pacino away from his face, And Then he had
disguised himself as Jack Nicholson. And Then he Torn away The latex
rubber mask of Jack Nicholson away from his
face, And Then he disguised himself as Harrison ford. And Then he Torn
away The latex rubber mask of harrison ford
away from his face, And Then he finally for The last Time disguised
himself as Arnold schwarzenegger. And Then he
Opie Taylor age seven who was smart That knows who he is, had Torn
away the latex rubber mask of Mr Arnold
Schwarzenegger away from his face and strangled him by The Throat
happily ever after. The End: